Fail. Its something you have to deal with.
especially in exams.
yup.
Dang!
Monday, March 28, 2011
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Telur
Kahwin dan bercinta. Dua fasa yang berbeza. sama tapi tak serupa. Orang yang sama ( kalau kau kahwin org yang sama masa kau bercintalah) , tapi keadaan dan persekitaran berubah. Contohnya.. ( drum roll sikit....)
Situasi 1 : Awek terjatuh sebab tersadung batu
Bercinta :
"Kurang hajar punya batu! Tak nampak ke awek aku nak lalu?? Bodoh!! Sayang ok sayang? kesian baby girl.." Marahkan batu.
Berkahwin :
"Bodoh! Buat malu muka aku je. Batu besar tu pon ko tak nampak ke ha? Mata kau letak mana? Lutut??" Marahkan isteri.
Situasi 2 : Terkentut
Bercinta :
"Eei.. baby, u kentut eh? comel la u ni....." *cubit-cubit manja*
Berkahwin :
"Bodoh... Busuk la gile...... Tak de kesedaran sivik lansung!" *Lempang-lempang *
Situasi 3 : Berjalan-jalan
Bercinta :
" Berat eh sayang? meh Bie pegang.."
Tangan kiri bawa handbag awek, tangan kanan bawak shopping bags, belakang bawa backpack berisi laptop gabak milik awek. Dan kalau boleh, dengan awek sekali nak tolong dukung.
Berkahwin :
Anak sulung lari kat suami.
" Kau pergi kat mama kau. aku lempang kang.."
Anak pun pergi paut kat tangan kanan isteri, tangan kiri bawak groceries bags 2,3 karung, bawak hangbag sambil tolak stroller anak nombor dua. Sambil dukung anak bongsu.
Suami dah sebatu kat depan. Bawak telur je.
Dang!
Situasi 1 : Awek terjatuh sebab tersadung batu
Bercinta :
"Kurang hajar punya batu! Tak nampak ke awek aku nak lalu?? Bodoh!! Sayang ok sayang? kesian baby girl.." Marahkan batu.
Berkahwin :
"Bodoh! Buat malu muka aku je. Batu besar tu pon ko tak nampak ke ha? Mata kau letak mana? Lutut??" Marahkan isteri.
Situasi 2 : Terkentut
Bercinta :
"Eei.. baby, u kentut eh? comel la u ni....." *cubit-cubit manja*
Berkahwin :
"Bodoh... Busuk la gile...... Tak de kesedaran sivik lansung!" *Lempang-lempang *
Situasi 3 : Berjalan-jalan
Bercinta :
" Berat eh sayang? meh Bie pegang.."
Tangan kiri bawa handbag awek, tangan kanan bawak shopping bags, belakang bawa backpack berisi laptop gabak milik awek. Dan kalau boleh, dengan awek sekali nak tolong dukung.
Berkahwin :
Anak sulung lari kat suami.
" Kau pergi kat mama kau. aku lempang kang.."
Anak pun pergi paut kat tangan kanan isteri, tangan kiri bawak groceries bags 2,3 karung, bawak hangbag sambil tolak stroller anak nombor dua. Sambil dukung anak bongsu.
Suami dah sebatu kat depan. Bawak telur je.
Dang!
WTFish?
"Dude.. somebody broke into my house yesterday.."
"Dang, then what happen?"
"Nothing, but the guy was quite handsome though.."
"Did you call the police then..?"
"No, i didn't"
"Dude... Why?"
"Coz, when i was about to call the police i realized i was actually standing in front of the mirror."
Dang!
"Dang, then what happen?"
"Nothing, but the guy was quite handsome though.."
"Did you call the police then..?"
"No, i didn't"
"Dude... Why?"
"Coz, when i was about to call the police i realized i was actually standing in front of the mirror."
Dang!
Maria Ozawa
"Atok.."
"Ye.."
"Banyaknya cd movies atok.... Wah! atok pun layan movies Jepun eh?"
"Err.. ha'ah.."
"Wow.. pelakon-pelakon dia hot la atok.."
" Yela.."
"Atok.. Maria Ozawa ni sapa tok?"
"Errr....."
Dang!
"Ye.."
"Banyaknya cd movies atok.... Wah! atok pun layan movies Jepun eh?"
"Err.. ha'ah.."
"Wow.. pelakon-pelakon dia hot la atok.."
" Yela.."
"Atok.. Maria Ozawa ni sapa tok?"
"Errr....."
Dang!
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Warming up
It's been a awhile since i've stop blogging. But here i am again. trying to dust off the dirt in my writing skills.
so, holla peeps! welcome to this crappy world of mine. Mind you,some harsh language might pops out here and there in my writing. Read at your own risk.
Cewah. Ayat nak mat salleh aje.
Macam bagus..
Dang!
so, holla peeps! welcome to this crappy world of mine. Mind you,some harsh language might pops out here and there in my writing. Read at your own risk.
Cewah. Ayat nak mat salleh aje.
Macam bagus..
Dang!
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